Mr. T invented fools.... (Mr. T fact generator)
|"Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.'|
'23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.'
Oh - my - goodness. That is some funny crap... some of the best stuff I have read in a long time... oh, people are amazing. LINK (some vulgar content)
Okay, a few more, i can't help it:
"There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk."
"Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain."