2.18.2006

two things that suck

pre·tense (prtns, pr-tns)
n.
  1. The act of pretending; a false appearance or action intended to deceive.
  2. A false or studied show; an affectation: a pretense of nonchalance.
  3. A professed but feigned reason or excuse; a pretext: under false pretenses.
  4. Something imagined or pretended.
  5. Mere show without reality; outward appearance.
  6. A right asserted with or without foundation; a claim. See Synonyms at claim.
  7. The quality or state of being pretentious; ostentation.
a·rach·nid (-rknd)
n.
Any of various arthropods of the class Arachnida, such as spiders, scorpions, mites, and ticks, characterized by four pairs of segmented legs and a body that is divided into two regions, the cephalothorax and the abdomen. Also called arachnoid.

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Blogger Aaron said ... (7:57 AM) : 

Is there a connection here? Did you encounter a spider who, under false pretenses, sat down beside you?

 

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